Santa: Beta Maine Ek Naya Nambar Liya Hai Tum Bhi Not Kar Lo Pappu: Ji Maine Mobile Men Not Kiya Hua Hai Santa: Achchha Kis Nam Se? Pappu: Papa Nambar 2A
Techer: Aaj Tumne Skool Der Se Aane Ka Kaun Sa Naya Bahana Socha Hai? Pappu: Sorry Techer Aaj Main Itni Tej Daudakar Aaya Hun Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila
Techer: Aaj Tum Class Men Baten Kar Rahe Ho Roj To Nazren Jhukaaye Mera Lector Sunte Rahte The Kya Hua Tumhen Aaj? Pappu: Madam Aaj Mera "Net Pack" Khatm Ho Gaya Hai
Santa (Pappu Se): Beta Agar Tum Chaho To Main Tumhari Pariksha Ki Taiyari Karne Men Madad Kar Sakta Hu Pappu: Nahin Shukriya Papa Aap Mehnat Mat Karen Main Apne Aap Fal Ho Jaunga
Banti: Main Zindagi Men Kuch Bada Aur Safsuthara Karna Chahta Hu Pappu: To Tu Ek Hathi Ko Nahla De Vo Bada Bhi Hai Aur Saf Bhi Ho Jayega
Ek Din Santa Pappu Ko Samjha Raha Tha Santa: Beta Mehnat Kiya Kar Mehnat Karne Se Koi Mar Nahin Jata Pappu: Isiliye To Main Mehnat Nahin Karta Papa Asli Maja To Usi Kaam Men Hai Jisme Jaan Ka Khatra Ho